Bad Christmas Gift Ideas & something for Lash
12-15-2006, 04:50 PM
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Bad Christmas Gift Ideas & something for Lash
Bad Christmas Gift Ideas
1. Li’l Naturalist Hornet Farm
2. The Duncan Yo—goes down but never comes back. teaches children about warranties
3. 1,200 pickup—a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids play a larger version of their favorite game
4. Supersoaker 9000: For use on those hard to reach targets; NFL referees, low flying planes, and many more. At close range can strip paint, clean rusty grills, and dig utility trenches
5. The laff-o-minit jajic spellin’ tootor
6. Doggie dentist—Kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch
7. Cuisin-Art—turns mommy’* food processor into a spinning paint tool
8. Water retention Wanda—Teaches kids the principles of the calendar.
9. Advanced play medical kit—includes colonoscope
10. Chocolate covered lead soldiers
11. Bungeroo—kid sized bungee kit for second story bedrooms
Q: What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
A: Mule-tide greetings
This one is especially for lash:
At some stage in our lives, each and every one of us has come across a gingerbread man. But a gingerbread woman? Not so. This is not because gingerbread men are Politically Incorrect—merely the fact that they know they have no need for a female of the species. They know that the son always rises in the yeast.
1. Li’l Naturalist Hornet Farm
2. The Duncan Yo—goes down but never comes back. teaches children about warranties
3. 1,200 pickup—a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids play a larger version of their favorite game
4. Supersoaker 9000: For use on those hard to reach targets; NFL referees, low flying planes, and many more. At close range can strip paint, clean rusty grills, and dig utility trenches
5. The laff-o-minit jajic spellin’ tootor
6. Doggie dentist—Kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch
7. Cuisin-Art—turns mommy’* food processor into a spinning paint tool
8. Water retention Wanda—Teaches kids the principles of the calendar.
9. Advanced play medical kit—includes colonoscope
10. Chocolate covered lead soldiers
11. Bungeroo—kid sized bungee kit for second story bedrooms
Q: What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
A: Mule-tide greetings
This one is especially for lash:
At some stage in our lives, each and every one of us has come across a gingerbread man. But a gingerbread woman? Not so. This is not because gingerbread men are Politically Incorrect—merely the fact that they know they have no need for a female of the species. They know that the son always rises in the yeast.
12-15-2006, 05:02 PM
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Very clever 
And...I don't see the REPOST rangers in here, yet, and I don't remember reading these before, so I think you may be safe.
And...I don't see the REPOST rangers in here, yet, and I don't remember reading these before, so I think you may be safe.
12-15-2006, 07:31 PM
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Re: Bad Christmas Gift Ideas & something for Lash
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Bad Christmas Gift Ideas
5. The laff-o-minit jajic spellin’ tootor
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5. The laff-o-minit jajic spellin’ tootor
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12-16-2006, 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by BLACK94SSEi
Lol Good ones!! Where can I get that Bungee set? Will it work off a 5th floor balcony? 
He'* like the flasher in the trench coat.
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