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Old 04-15-2010, 07:16 PM   #1
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
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nice one made me laugh, and wonder were he'* at now
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My guess is when he left for work that morning he flew to another country
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He'* in hiding after that gift. most woman have no sense of humor.
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Made me chuckle pretty hard, Wife wanted to know why. Glad she'* under 120 soaking wet when I read it to her.

Why do they always look at You like your making it personal when ya tell em a joke.
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that'* a good one!!
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She gained another 160 lbs that night.
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Nicely done Bri....gave me a good chuckle!!!!!
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