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Old Jun 28, 2005 | 06:21 PM
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An engineer, of the BMW Corporation died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told him, "Since you've been such a good man and your motor vehicles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven". The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. He then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said the engineer, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.

1. There'* too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust.
And finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God," hold on."

God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words andwaited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper andGod read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," Godsaid to the engineer, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
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Old Jun 28, 2005 | 07:15 PM
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Old Jun 28, 2005 | 08:07 PM
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that'* great
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Old Jun 28, 2005 | 08:54 PM
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Old Jun 28, 2005 | 09:00 PM
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by god
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Old Jun 29, 2005 | 10:54 PM
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Dats funny!!!!!!!!!
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Old Jun 30, 2005 | 01:17 PM
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hahaha thats great lol
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Old Jun 30, 2005 | 05:29 PM
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BEST JOKE EVER!
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Old Jun 30, 2005 | 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by beckstyle
BEST JOKE EVER!
Nuh-uh.... http://www.bonnevilleclub.com/forum/...ic.php?t=36839
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