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Old 10-24-2003, 01:21 PM   #1
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(A little more political than I usually get, but here it is...)

A blonde bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

The blonde drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said,"Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid
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"********!" she yelled.......


Then the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie Chicks, began to play.
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I was a little wary of posting that...I wasn't sure how many of our Canadian brethren were of French orientation. Actually it'* a stab at the French gevernment more than anything, hehe..
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Dood...lol, no offense was taken at all....its all good...I had a great laugh too
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Dood...lol, no offense was taken at all....its all good...I had a great laugh too
*Phew!!!*

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LOL...never...

After the infamous shaving thread...I could never (uhh..influence the 6 stars to ban)

I only have a measly 5er...I have the gun but no bullets
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I would post a pic of this awsome chick I meant the other day but all of you guys would start drooling all over yourselfs. She flys too.
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I would post a pic of this awsome chick I meant the other day but all of you guys would start drooling all over yourselfs. She flys too.
What'* it to you?!? It'* not your keyboard that'll short out!!

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