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Old 01-12-2006, 11:06 AM   #1
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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team'* bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like... Helloooooo? It'* only 25 cents!!!!"
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OK she'* more like a dumbass not a blonde .... that'* an insult to my kind!!
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I'm afraid to ask what you think it'* about...lol
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What do you mean am I sure?!?! Lol I'm blonde and i know that'* not what football'* about!
I'm afraid to ask what you think it'* about...lol
Wow thanks... I know what it'* about but if you're THAT slow you can go look it up online.. so there'* really no need to be afraid to ask me!
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I know what football'* about. Beer. Because it'* boring as hell if you're not mildly inebriated.
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I know what football'* about. Beer. Because it'* boring as H*** if you're not mildly inebriated.
That is how I feel about baseball. I can handle football but baseball is a snooze.
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I'd watch football over any other sport.
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Forget the sports...go work on the Bonneville!
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