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Old 10-12-2005, 12:00 PM   #1
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A blonde came in at the local Ford Dealership and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

They all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there.

He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it'* right there (scroll down)


































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A blonde came in at the local Ford Dealership and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

They all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there.

He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it'* right there (scroll down)


































repost a few times...but sstill funny!!!! cuz its true! j/k...
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That'* a good one!!! In keeping with the theme:

A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.

He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first."

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A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye. The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor, in disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through, covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters. As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face

"Look," said the doctor, "there'* no need to get emotional about getting glasses." "I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set on wire frames.

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Well good thing I know a little about cars to know that it'* not a number and that it'* in fact where the oil goes... being a blonde myself!
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Well good thing I know a little about cars to know that it'* not a number and that it'* in fact where the oil goes... being a blonde myself!
Ohhh man, that was more hilarious then the joke itself
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