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Old 01-24-2006, 03:38 PM   #1
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Let'* see if I understand how the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,
he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
You blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my old, wrinkled *** is parked
in front of this computer,

I want all of you to blame Bill Gates.
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Old 01-24-2006, 05:21 PM   #2
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A song comes to mind-
"Sad but True"
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Being a class-action lawyer pays way too well....
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I want all of you to blame Bill Gates.
Consider it done. I blame almost everything else on him anyways.
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If I die in front of the computer, and I'm on BC, I blame BillBoost, Will Wren, and Pat Strittmatter. Don't ask why, but I blame you guys.
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Mos, we'll hire the best lawer so your BC family can get the money we deserve.
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Oh, and I blame Jim C, to. Knew I forgot somebody.
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Too True, MOS. When something goes wrong, people first ask "I wonder how much money I can get for this" rather than asking "am I really due anything"

Entitlement mentality.
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