A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They
couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just
walk home.

On the way home, he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and
an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a
couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store, he
now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.

While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady
who told him she was lost.
She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"

The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird
Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot."

The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket,
carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm, and carry the
goose in your other hand?" ''Why, thank you very much," he said and
proceeded to walk the old girl home.

On the way, he says "Let'* take my short cut and go down this alley.
We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, "I am without a
husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley, you won't
hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"

The biker said, "Holy smokes, lady! I am carrying a bucket,
an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold
you up against the wall and do that?"

The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put
the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
:P