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Old Oct 19, 2005 | 01:26 AM
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A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man'* ***** off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the ***** smacks the car on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?" Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says "Sure had a big d###, didn't it?
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Old Oct 19, 2005 | 01:33 AM
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WOOOOOW!!!

nice Haro
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Old Oct 19, 2005 | 03:19 AM
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I'm so using that one today
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Old Oct 19, 2005 | 04:03 PM
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ahahhaahh
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Old Oct 19, 2005 | 05:04 PM
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Old Oct 19, 2005 | 09:21 PM
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The wrongness...
The wrongness...
Oh, the wrongness.....
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Old Oct 20, 2005 | 08:44 AM
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LMFAO
that is F'N funny
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