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Old 09-18-2005, 01:02 AM   #31
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us Canadians own this thread.
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I claim this thread in the name of CANADA!!!
so does matt. <----- put in by SSEimatt93
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looks like us Canucks need to make another trip to the Whitehouse with our torches a blazin....
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Old 09-18-2005, 02:11 AM   #34
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Just make sure the monkey is inside when you do it...


No, I'm just kidding.
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Okay, time to pull out the 'tactical nuke' of this little war of words...

Listen, Canucks: When you 'beat' us (read: we withdrew) it was because big brother Britain had your back. Not to mention it was an ill-conceived operation to begin with. If we had really been serious, and your sugar-daddy Britain hadn't come to the rescue... AND, let'* face it, geography is NOT on Canada'* side: You got about 15% of the arable, useful land on this continent. Sorry, that wasteland that encompasses most of YOUR country doesn't count. The US, on the other hand, got about 60% (Latin America is in there somewhere). Also, your kick-*** healthcare is no match for our burgeoning land and sea-based nuclear arsenal, state-of-the-art armed forces, and excellent military track record. Canada, on the other hand, get'* stuff we decommission (that'* the fancy way of saying they get table scraps). Also, 90% of Canada'* population is within a short B-52 flight of the US. Toss in the fact you guys have a large, French-derived population base in your country, not a nationality known for winning wars (Napolean was Corsican, so don't try and give me that bullshit) and you have a war that'll last... about as long as it takes for our troops to get past Canadian customs and Quebec to break away and independently sue for peace. So, figure about a week or so...
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Oh yea, and one other thing...

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Lotsa room!

It'* great here, and we have a sense of humour. And our women are more attractive

Hemm hemm..I live in the US so there'* definatly no way all your women are more attactive then some of us US women .
There'* no way to know without proof of such an assertion, Jeanie
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Here'* another reason why Canada is better then the USA....... and the USA would be foolish to invade us....
If it was prison then Canada would be getting double raped thanks to Alaska .
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'We're superior, we're superior...'
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Seriously though, with Canada'* drinking age at 19, a national health care plan( HMO insurance!)and the political BS in the states, I know a lot of people who seriously think about moving to the Great White North.
Which reminds me I just turned 19 4 days ago. And I have had a few people tell me "Ed I'll take you to Winsor when you turn 19 and it will be on me." I'm not to big into drinking but it'* tempting to make someone make good on that offer .
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Okay, time to pull out the 'tactical nuke' of this little war of words...

Listen, Canucks: When you 'beat' us (read: we withdrew) it was because big brother Britain had your back. Not to mention it was an ill-conceived operation to begin with. If we had really been serious, and your sugar-daddy Britain hadn't come to the rescue... AND, let'* face it, geography is NOT on Canada'* side: You got about 15% of the arable, useful land on this continent. Sorry, that wasteland that encompasses most of YOUR country doesn't count. The US, on the other hand, got about 60% (Latin America is in there somewhere). Also, your kick-A$$ healthcare is no match for our burgeoning land and sea-based nuclear arsenal, state-of-the-art armed forces, and excellent military track record. Canada, on the other hand, get'* stuff we decommission (that'* the fancy way of saying they get table scraps). Also, 90% of Canada'* population is within a short B-52 flight of the US. Toss in the fact you guys have a large, French-derived population base in your country, not a nationality known for winning wars (Napolean was Corsican, so don't try and give me that bullshit) and you have a war that'll last... about as long as it takes for our troops to get past Canadian customs and Quebec to break away and independently sue for peace. So, figure about a week or so...
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