I don't think that'* the reason.. You're probably like me. You're extremely shy to the point that you try to avoid getting close to a girl. Most the girls I know find it really cute though. I'm not dating anyone but I have my pick if I want to basically. last I counted there were 6 after me right now.

MrsCrzydmnd72 doesnt seem too amused either...

I, on the other hand am

Do you believe in the hereafter?
Wanna play war?


Kenn......I'm sorry but you better go burp your new babe and stick to changing diapers.

Yea, you're right.

It'* a male ego thing. Afraid of rejection.

If only I could go back in time to where you guys are now, it would have been sooooo different knowing what I know now.

You really have nothing to lose by taking chances. Most guys that really know the ropes and get a lot of dates get rejected more often than not but they are not afraid of rejection because they have self confidence.
Believe in yourself. You know you are a good person. The old adage about you can't judge a book by cover rings true.

You will kick yourself forever if you don't get off the fence and give it your best shot.
I haven't seen a relationship yet that didn't have it'* ups and downs, but the ups are definitely worth the downs.

i have a basketball game at my school tomorrow. i would lmao if a girl said to me, "can i have your jersey." Chances that would happen though-0.0% lol

What'* a NICE girl like you,not doing on a face like this???

Ok here it goes:

So . . . when you gonna let me up in them guts?

So I may not be the cutest guy in the bar, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I have more beer at my place? (Definantly has worked in the past!!! lol)

Hey, I'm in the mood, how about you??? (I know I'm gonna get flamed for this one, but since when do women need a line more advanced than?) hehe

I know I'm probably gonna get spanked for saying this, but ...

Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

So, for breakfast tomorrow morning, do I call you on the phone or poke your ribs with my elbow?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

(Rub her forehead) Did you know that you've got "threesome" written on your forehead?
I've seen a lot of these on the net.....But they're funny ones. Enjoy.

is that a mirror in your pocket?


cause everytime I look at you I see me in your pants..