This one can work

Can i have ur jersey??

Why???

Cause i want ur name and ur number

I'm embarrassed for you.....

That one wouldn't work for most the women I know (including myself)

i would like to 2nd that one

Never used a pick up line myself...

Course I never had any dates either...

Reckon theres a connection?

There could be a connection.....But hard to tell.

Here'* a good one that'* funny....probably wouldn't work in a million years...but good for a laugh.

Hey do you work for UPS?

No, why?

Cause I caught you checking out my package....


I got more...but that'* probably one of the cleaner ones I know.

bhehehe

Nice one Nate

Do you believe in the hereafter?










Then you must know what I'm here after


I cheated, I think I read that one here once

No problem, i'm 21 and never been on a date in my life. I see my friends G/Fs and all thier drauma and arguments and think eeeh.. not for me. I'm easy going and on some days my friends are downright angry or frustrated. I know right away, relationship problems. I almost always find out later I was right. Angry and bitter ain't my style.

Wanna play war?????

sure


OK, I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.


Really struggling to remember my cleaner ones.....