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Old 07-19-2010, 10:22 PM   #1
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a bear walks into a bar.


The bartender says, "What would you like to drink?"


The bear proceeds to eat the bartender. Because it is a bear.
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Wow now that'* a different one. Very creative Dan
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Must not have liked the beer.
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WIN!

hahahah, I lol'd.
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LOLOL I'm still cracking up. That joke made my night. Sent it to everyone I knew and they burst out laughing too.

hi5!
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That was unexpected.

Good one Dan!
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I was also not expecting that. Good one nonetheless.
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Good one Dan. I just emailed it to some people
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Bad bear! Funny chit Dan!
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