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Old 04-22-2005, 09:39 AM   #1
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A guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, How long before I can
get a haircut? The barber looks around the shop and says, About 2 hours.
The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, How
long before I can get a haircut? The barber looks around at the shop
full of customers and says, About 3 hours. The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, How long
before I can get a haircut? The barber looks around the shop and says,
About an hour and half. The guy leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, Hey, Bill, do me
a favor, will 'ya? Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps
asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't ever come
back.

A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing
hysterically. The barber asks, Bill, where did he go when he left here?

Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, Your house.
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was he gettin some trim somewhere else?? i dont get it
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His wife! LOL!!! Good One!
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wow i never would have got that
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was he gettin some trim somewhere else?? i dont get it
I get it......
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That was funny!!!
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I get it now, but wouldn't have with out all the discussion afterward...does that make me super nieve ...?
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Not funny! I'm a barber. Ok it was.............
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wow Im suprised that went over so many heads.
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wow Im suprised that went over so many heads.
me too, i got it right off.
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