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Old 11-08-2007, 10:58 AM   #1
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The Barber of Seville...



A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"



The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About two hours."

The guy left.



A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said," About three hours."

The guy left.



A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."

The guy left.



The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back.



"A little while later Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"

Bill looked up, tears in his eyes from laughter and said,



"Your house."
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good one Leslie!! Thats one to share for sure!!
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Another good laugh today.
Thanks again.
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LMAO!!! I didn't see THAT one coming!
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oooooooooooo

lol

thats funny
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I've heard it before, but still funny as h*ll.
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ROFL! Good one!
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