Bandit, you DO realize that the season has ended, right??!?!?!?

EH i stayed pretty much away from the Canadia (NOT A TYPO) Bashing but its gone to far.....

We have Indoor plumbing (it'* a bucket beside the fire place)

We have TV ( I hear there coming out in color next year)
we have cars and truck but still use the horses to pull us around

We have da internet sometimes we run out of mice to turn the wheels tho

We have refrigerators It'* called a cold storage

We take baths from Late March to early November (some places the ponds freeze earlier)

And we have a government (I think)

just thought being a duel Citizen i would add my 2 cents (.002 cents US)

and now one of the best I AM... posts ever

Hey...
I'm not a lumberjack,
or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo
or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.

I have a Prime Minister,
not a President.
I speak English and French,
NOT American.
and I pronouce it 'about',
NOT 'a boot'.
I can proudly sew my country'* flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
diversity, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.
A TOQUE IS A HAT,
A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!!

CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY!
AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!

MY NAME IS JOE!!
AND I AM CANADIAN!!!

How Canadian.....stolen from a beer commercial