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Old Feb 28, 2010 | 08:37 PM
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An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!
'What powerful rivers !
'What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him..

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.

He tripped & fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him...

At that instant the Atheist cried out,
'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'
'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?

Am I to count you as a believer?

The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?

'Very well,' said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'
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Old Feb 28, 2010 | 08:42 PM
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hahahahaha i like that one!!!!
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Old Feb 28, 2010 | 09:09 PM
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Yes, now that was funny.
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Old Feb 28, 2010 | 10:47 PM
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Thats was an enjoyable read and funny. Good jokes lead you on and deliver the unexpected.
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Old Mar 1, 2010 | 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted by GXP Venom
Thats was an enjoyable read and funny. Good jokes lead you on and deliver the unexpected.

X2! Good one Kevin.
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Old Mar 1, 2010 | 08:52 AM
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What a twist!
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