ARG! Merry FOOKING Xmas eve! Dammit!
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From: Bonney Lake/Ellensburg, Washington- WCBF '04, '05, '06, '07 Survivor-
Originally Posted by willwren
I have a cat. You met him. But he thinks he'* a dog, so he'* cool.
No, Bill, I'm talking about the cat, not your decreasing hairline....
<--- Runs and hides
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From: peterborough, ontario canada
lol! welcome to the world of cats!
having had only dogs before, i thought cats needed to be bathed too. the first time i tried the little bugger did a scene from the exorcist, swivelled his head 180 degrees and nailed me right in the meat between my thumb and first finger. the second time i tried ( i admit...i'm slo to clue in sometimes!
) i held the neck and backside so he let fly with all he had left.....the cat missed his bath but i had a shower to get the cat pee off me!
he was put to sleep ten years later due to illness and as far as I knew, never having gone near water again!
having had only dogs before, i thought cats needed to be bathed too. the first time i tried the little bugger did a scene from the exorcist, swivelled his head 180 degrees and nailed me right in the meat between my thumb and first finger. the second time i tried ( i admit...i'm slo to clue in sometimes!
) i held the neck and backside so he let fly with all he had left.....the cat missed his bath but i had a shower to get the cat pee off me!he was put to sleep ten years later due to illness and as far as I knew, never having gone near water again!
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From: Farmington, Minnesota =MWBF '05 SURVIVOR= =CEBF '06 SURVIVOR= =August '06 COTM=
Locate microwave unit.
Insert cat into microwave unit.
Close Door.
Set Timer for 10 Min.
Press Cook.
Cat Will Be Dry In 10 Min.
Insert cat into microwave unit.
Close Door.
Set Timer for 10 Min.
Press Cook.
Cat Will Be Dry In 10 Min.
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From: In your garage, swipin' da lug nutz
Originally Posted by LakevilleSSEi
Locate microwave unit.
Insert cat into microwave unit.
Close Door.
Set Timer for 10 Min.
Press Cook.
Cat Will Be Dry In 10 Min.
Insert cat into microwave unit.
Close Door.
Set Timer for 10 Min.
Press Cook.
Cat Will Be Dry In 10 Min.
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From: Charleston S.C.
Originally Posted by sandrock
Originally Posted by LakevilleSSEi
Locate microwave unit.
Insert cat into microwave unit.
Close Door.
Set Timer for 10 Min.
Press Cook.
Cat Will Be Dry In 10 Min.
Insert cat into microwave unit.
Close Door.
Set Timer for 10 Min.
Press Cook.
Cat Will Be Dry In 10 Min.
If you see that cat do this, RUN!!
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From: Farmington, Minnesota =MWBF '05 SURVIVOR= =CEBF '06 SURVIVOR= =August '06 COTM=
Originally Posted by PEARL_JAM
Originally Posted by sandrock
Originally Posted by LakevilleSSEi
Locate microwave unit.
Insert cat into microwave unit.
Close Door.
Set Timer for 10 Min.
Press Cook.
Cat Will Be Dry In 10 Min.
Insert cat into microwave unit.
Close Door.
Set Timer for 10 Min.
Press Cook.
Cat Will Be Dry In 10 Min.
If you see that cat do this, RUN!!
LMFAO
