So, I was reading through my old online blog posts and ran across one of the funnier ones. I don't think I posted it here, so I'll copy-paste for your amusement...

I ordered a pizza and breadsticks for dinner. They were great, but I figured, HEY, every good meal needs dessert, right? So I run into the building to the candy machine, and lo and behold, there'* a bag of M&Ms (the king size ones that they sell for $1 around here) hanging halfway off the bottom rack. Usually when this happens, if you buy another, it'll fall, right?

It wouldn't be a funny story if that was the case. I put in my dollar, hit the button for it, and it jammed right on top of the first bag...shoulda heard me cuss...

So I go "Okay, another dollar should fix this." The third bag jams. Another dollar. Fourth jams. ANOTHER dollar...it jams AGAIN!

End of the story: $4 and 10 minutes with a plastic knife later, I have the four bags of King Size M&Ms that I paid for. The final insult: the first bag is STILL jammed in there....heh....

the nice thing about M&M'* is they will never be around long enough to spoil

WoW , now thats some bad vending luck....

I'm still trying to picture that in my head.

reminds me when I was 16 or so I would always be skating around the college and there was this machien that was one of the ones that you spin the handle and put a quarter in....well if you held this one just right it would DUMP out m and ms all over...pretty cool

I would have grabbed at the top two corners and Shook the hell out of the machine LOL

MUST......GET......CANDY!!!!!!!

They had them in a cubby type deal so you couldn't do this! :( (trust me, I tried...)

That sux . I cant help but picture the guy in the commercial who climbs inside the machine to get his fix!!

And, if you've ever seen on of them machines fall on something, or worse someone, you'd never shake one again. It ain't pretty, trust me.....

most have a sticker regarding liability on it. People have been killed.