OLD VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
house and laying up supplies for the winter.
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The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool; and laughs and dances and
plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
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The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!


MODERN VERSION: (This would be humorous if it were not such an
accurate metaphor!)

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house
and laying up supplies for the winter.
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The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and; laughs and dances and
plays the summer away.
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Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and
demands to know why the ant should be warm and well-fed while others
are cold and starving.
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CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, Fox and ABC show up to provide pictures of the
shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home
with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
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How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor
grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
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Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody
cries when they sing, "It'* Not Easy Being Green."
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Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant'* house where
the news stations film the group singing, "We shall overcome." Jesse then
has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper'* sake.
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Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King that
the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for
an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
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Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to
hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left
to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.
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Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a
defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of
federal judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of single-parent
welfare recipients.
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The ant loses the case.
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The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of
the ant'* food while the government house he is in, which just happens to
be the ant'* old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it.
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The ant has disappeared in the snow. The grasshopper is found dead in a
drug-related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a
gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote.

EDIT- Sorry, bad day at work and I was really cynical, but I do agree with the moral of the story.

Yea, helping people out sucks. Jesus taught me that.

If you are lamenting the decimation of the working class in this country, you just might want to cast your net of blame a little wider.