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Old 01-12-2006, 11:29 AM   #1
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse'* mane, but cannot seen to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse'* neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse'* pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
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John..you know she'* gonna kill both of us today...
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hahahahahahaa.... heard that before... but it still gets gets me
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Gee I had it figured out before I read about him unplugging it LOL! Try harder you ghuys just come up with the same old blonde jokes! :P
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John you are a glutton for punishment!!! We can't protect you if you keep doing this.
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Gee I had it figured out before I read about him unplugging it LOL! Try harder you ghuys just come up with the same old blonde jokes! :P
yeah..but the real blondes never figure them out.

Laughing as I run and hide under a rock
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Gee I had it figured out before I read about him unplugging it LOL! Try harder you ghuys just come up with the same old blonde jokes! :P
yeah..but the real blondes never figure them out.

Laughing as I run and hide under a rock
I am a real blonde... I just dye mine a lighter shade! Running form me won't help... you know you'll keep coming back just to see what smart a$$ remark I've made next just so you can compete ! All in good fun though! this is like having a wise a$$ competition with Chad... only theres two of you at the same time!
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Gee I had it figured out before I read about him unplugging it LOL! Try harder you ghuys just come up with the same old blonde jokes! :P
yeah..but the real blondes never figure them out.

Laughing as I run and hide under a rock
I am a real blonde... I just dye mine a lighter shade! Running form me won't help... you know you'll keep coming back just to see what smart a$$ remark I've made next just so you can compete ! All in good fun though! this is like having a wise a$$ competition with Chad... only theres two of you at the same time!
At least you have proven you are a multi-tasker! Sparring with men is too much fun!!
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Gee I had it figured out before I read about him unplugging it LOL! Try harder you ghuys just come up with the same old blonde jokes! :P
yeah..but the real blondes never figure them out.

Laughing as I run and hide under a rock
I am a real blonde... I just dye mine a lighter shade! Running form me won't help... you know you'll keep coming back just to see what smart a$$ remark I've made next just so you can compete ! All in good fun though! this is like having a wise a$$ competition with Chad... only theres two of you at the same time!
At least you have proven you are a multi-tasker! Sparring with men is too much fun!!
It'* not that diffucult I mean... you really only have to be a little bit wiser than the average male to take them down a few notches. Typically they keep going because most of them are easily ammused!
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It'* not that diffucult I mean... you really only have to be a little bit wiser than the average male to take them down a few notches. Typically they keep going because most of them are easily ammused!
But of course! Honey, I'm a veteran when it comes to battling wits with men. I am a smart *** through and through!
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