Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)




WASHINGTON, DC - Congress is considering sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many Americans. President Elect Obama will have the opportunity to sign the The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) which is being hailed as a major legislation by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they do a better job, or have some idea of what they are doing.”The President pointed to the success of the US Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack job skills, making this agency the single largest US employer of Persons of Inability.
Private sector industries with good records of nondiscrimination against the Inept include retail sales (72%), the airline industry (68%),and home improvement “warehouse” stores (65%) The DMV also has a great record of hiring Persons of Inability. (63%)Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given, to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations which maintain a significant level of Persons of Inability in middle positions, and gives a tax credit to small and medium businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.
Finally, the AWNA ACT contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the Non-abled, banning discriminatory iinterview questions such as “Do you have any goals for the future?” or “Do you have any skills or experience which relate to this job?”“This new law should really help people like me.” With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens can finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.
Said Senator Ted Kennedy, “It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her adequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation.

What, are you snowed in like me and board? I'm stuck here with my wife and kids. I'm going nuts. I want to be a lug nut twister.

i ve got all that AND a mother in law.

man i feel bad for you guys they said we were suppose to get like 6 inches here in the twin cities and i dont see anything yet

but dan i have a ? for you since your somewhat close to me
what kind of fog lights do you have on your car. i want to change mine but stll use the original wires and brackets send me some links please

I still have the stock fogs on my car.

The storm has finally passed.
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Cleared the snow
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Broke a belt on the snow thrower
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Came in to get the check card to go get a new belt
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Got it all cleared now, just in time for more snow tomorrow.

holy hell thats alot of snow

My Condolences.