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Old 07-05-2007, 03:53 PM   #1
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APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
NOTE: THIS APPLICATION WILL BE INCOMPLETE AND REJECTED UNLESS ACCOMPANIED BY A COMPLETE FINANCIAL STATEMENT, WORK HISTORY, LINEAGE, AND CURRENT MEDICAL REPORT FROM YOUR DOCTOR.
1. NAME_________________________________
DATE OF BIRTH___/___/___
2.HEIGHT__________________WEIGHT___________IQ_____ _GPA_______
3. SOCIAL SECURITY#______________DRIVERS LIC#_______________
4. BOY SCOUT RANK___________________________
5. HOME ADDRESS______________CITY/STATE_______________ZIP_______
6. DO YOU HAVE ONE MALE AND ONE FEMALE PARENT?_______________
IF NO, PLEASE EXPLAIN___________________________________
7. NUMBER OF YEARS PARENTS MARRIED?____________________
8. DO YOU OWN A VAN?________________MOTORCYCLE?______________
TRUCK WITH OVERSIZED TIRES?___________WATERBED?____________
DO YOU HAVE AN EARRING?____NOSE RING?____BELLY BUTTON RING__
9. IN 50 WORDS OR LESS, WHAT DOES DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER MEANS TO YOU?______________________________________________ ____
10. IN 50 WORDS OR LESS, WHAT DOES LATE MEAN TO YOU?______________________________________________ __________
11. IN 50 WORDS OR LESS, WHAT DOES ABSTINENCE MEAN TO YOU?__________________________________________
12. CHURCH YOU ATTEND?________________________
13. WHEN WOULD BE THE BEST TIME TO INTERVIEW YOUR FATHER?_________MOTHER?___________PRIEST?_________ _
14. ANSWER BY FILLING IN THE BLANK. PLEASE ANSWER FREELY, ALL ANSWERS ARE CONFIDENTIAL (THAT MEANS I WON'T TELL ANYONE)
A. IF I WERE SHOT, THE LAST PLACE ON MY BODY I WOULD WANT WOUNDED IS THE ________________
B. IF I WERE BEATEN, THE LAST PLACE I WOULD WANT BROKEN IS MY _____________
C. A WOMAN'* PLACE IS IN THE ______________
D.. THE ONE THING I HOPE THIS APPLICATION DOESN'T ASK IS _________
E. WHEN I FIRST MEET A GIRL, THE THING I NOTICE FIRST IS HER ________
(NOTE: IF THE ANSWERS STARTS WITH A T OR AN A, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES, KEEPING LOW AND RUNNING IN A SERPENTINE FASHION IS ADVISED.)
15. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE IF YOU GROW UP?________________
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Old 07-05-2007, 04:01 PM   #2
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This needs to be made available to every parent when they leave the hospital with their new born daughters
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Old 07-05-2007, 04:03 PM   #3
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Lol...I agree with Pmom! I'm gonna have to print me up one of those in about 5-6 years.
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I have actually even pre-empted this by ruling that my daughters can not date until they turn 35.
Unless I die first.
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When my 12 year old daughter was born, I started welding up a stainless steel braided chastity belt and have no intentions of making a key. I'm almost done.
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I have actually even pre-empted this by ruling that my daughters can not date until they turn 35.
Unless I die first.
The day my daughter was born, I said she isn't dating until I'm dead lol. And mind you, I had her at 16
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I have actually even pre-empted this by ruling that my daughters can not date until they turn 35.
Unless I die first.
Die??? If I die, I've promised to haunt her until I feel she'* old enough to date.

40 oughta do it....
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Old 07-05-2007, 06:36 PM   #8
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40 huh? That works for me.
As far as haunting, I think by the time i leave tis planet I'll have had enough to never want to come back.
Pearl, you were a pretty wise 16yr old!
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saving for future reference.
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good luck with this guys, speaking from experience you've lost the war as soon as they are born I do find it funny my son-in-law said the same thing when the twins were born , haha, just 5 years ago I couldn't keep in out of the house.
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