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Old 09-24-2007, 03:07 PM   #1
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Default Affordable Home Security. Easy install!

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men’* work boots size 14-16 (used).

Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo Magazine.

Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

Leave a note on the door that reads:



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Hay Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke, Slim and I gone for more ammunition.
Will be back in one hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls—they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don’t think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all of the dogs in the house. Better just wait outside until we get back.

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Brilliant!!

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hilarious.
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I may have to do that....
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Best laugh I had in a long time
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thats hilarious
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thanks for entertaining my entire office
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I'd bet that would work really well too!
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I'd bet that would work really well too!
Well, we've never heard of Wren'* house getting broken into, so it'* gotta be workin
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lmao. thats good stuff.
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