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Old 06-10-2006, 09:11 PM   #1
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You know you're addicted to coffee if...

You grind coffee beans in your mouth.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You have to watch videos in fast foreward.

The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

You ches on other people'* fingernails.

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend there margaritas.

You can type 60 words a minute with your feet.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

You don't sweat, you percolate.

You walk 20 miles on your treadmill before you realize it'* not plugged in.

You forget to unwrap candy bars before you eat them.

You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrirs.

People get dizzy just watching you.

Instant coffee takes to long.

You channel surf faster without a remote.

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

You can outlast the Energizer Bunny.

You short out motion detectors.

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

Your nervous twitches register on the Richter Scale.

You help your dog chase its tail.

You soak your dentures in coffee over night.

Your first-aid kit contains 2 pints of coffee with an IV hookup.

You ski uphill.

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

You answer the door before people knock.

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
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Okay, so you are a stalker and have chosen MOS as your target. I think he pretty much fits the bill on this list.
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hahaha anyone seen the movie 'kicking & screaming?'
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wow...have you been stalking me?
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No, I think we've already established I'm stalking the guy with the purple SSEi.
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