Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the
thought that even God'* omnipotence did not extend to His own children.
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first
thing he said was "DON'T!"
"Don't what?" Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.
"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve...we have forbidden
fruit!!!!!"
"No Way!"
"Yes way!"
"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.
"Why"
"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He
hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later,
God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked!
"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?" said the Father.
"I don't know," said Eve.
"She started it!" Adam said
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"DID NOT!"
Having had it with the two of them, God'* punishment was that Adam and
Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has
never changed.

Its so simple and so true

heheheheehehehehe
excellent

still dont know why incest is such a bad thing if god let his kids do it but it does seam to make sense kids tend to want to do the opposite of what there told

it is the hot iron theory. It doesn't matter how many times you tell them not to do something they will do or die trying.

The more something'* forbidden the more you want it

Dood...I won't even say nothing, but if there was a hammer hitting a nail....damn you hit it bang on :?