well since i have found out i am going to become a daddy i will be posting pics with the baby and the bonnie is there any parenting advice anyone could give me on my up and coming new life into the world?

Teach the toddler how to drive early.

strat learning better excuses then your parents gave you but seriously I think you'll do just fine an good luck to ya

I can tell you what my Grampa told me:

When they're born, put 'em in a barrel and feed them through the hole. When they turn 18, plug the hole..."

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/billboards15c.htm

My 1st is due in Sept.

http://www.twistedmonkey.org/view/fu...49/?sort=title

its going to be a girl

guns and their boyfriends will get along great.

And when the daughter and the wife is due for that time of the month again.. go break something on the Bonnie so you'll be outside the whole time working away

A Girl....lucky man. :P

Remember that in 15 short years.....she will want to do what you are doing now.
You nasty boy.


Of course I mean, drive fast and own a Bonne.

See, I told you it'd be a girl. First kids usually are. Congratulations!!