50 Reasons why LOTR Sucks
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I agree with #1. Kids should read the original, not the screenplay in school.
#2 is BS. They intended from the get-go to do the entire trilogy, and it was all filmed at once. They had to do all three. #3? Cmon....everyone who has a brain knows the benefits of widescreen, and the difference between the dimensions of a movie screen and a TV, don't they? #4. Who cares? He's a nobody anyway. #5. Tennis shoes? I love it! Orcs in sneakers! #6. I doubt it was copied. #7. Racism? No. That's the way Tolkein wrote the book. Does that make the studio racist? #8. Obviously the writer of this webpage knows nothing about the legend of the ring. It's a personality in and of itself. Almost a 'being'. #9. Violence.....that's the way it was WRITTEN by Tolkein....how many years ago? #10 and beyond......read the books, you nimrod! You'll see why the STUDIO did what they did. They're just re-telling a story the best they can! Geez. This guy is a complete idiot. |
Um, like, satire dude..... :shake: Look it up. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Again, don't ban me.... :puppyeyes: [/i] |
I still love the movies.
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Originally Posted by willwren
I agree with #1. Kids should read the original, not the screenplay in school.
#2 is BS. They intended from the get-go to do the entire trilogy, and it was all filmed at once. They had to do all three. #3? Cmon....everyone who has a brain knows the benefits of widescreen, and the difference between the dimensions of a movie screen and a TV, don't they? #4. Who cares? He's a nobody anyway. #5. Tennis shoes? I love it! Orcs in sneakers! #6. I doubt it was copied. #7. Racism? No. That's the way Tolkein wrote the book. Does that make the studio racist? #8. Obviously the writer of this webpage knows nothing about the legend of the ring. It's a personality in and of itself. Almost a 'being'. #9. Violence.....that's the way it was WRITTEN by Tolkein....how many years ago? #10 and beyond......read the books, you nimrod! You'll see why the STUDIO did what they did. They're just re-telling a story the best they can! Geez. This guy is a complete idiot. |
I think it's hilarious when people ask "Have you seen it yet? Oh, then I don't wanna ruin it for you!" the only way to ruin trhe story for me would be to change it. I've only read the series like 10 times... :lol: And I, personallly, always start with The Hobbit and work my way through.
And I think they are doing a great job with the movies, that's why I thought the list was so funny |
I guess the author doesnt know that those books were written 50 years before Warcraft came out...Tolkein practically invented that kinda stuff, I am gonna stop now before I get carried away... :evil:
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Seriously, I don't get it. These movies are AWESOME!!! Not only is the action and special effects great, but there is a lot of good moral ideals in it as well. It's a classic good verses evil story. I think these people just say or write these stupid things to provoke a response. I see the "shock" stuff in the media all the time. I truely think this series is the best one I've ever seen.
And yes, I've read the books many times, including the Hobbit. I actually own them. I think they're doing a good job on it. |
I think it would be cool to bring Tolkein back from the grave and have him watch the movies.....just to watch his reaction.
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I was just re-watching the second Harry Potter movie, and I thought "How cool would it be to be JK Rowling right now?" She wrote a story for her kids, and look at what happened...
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