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Old 05-06-2006, 12:04 AM   #1
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Default 5 presidents on an airplane...EDIT:I found a better ending

Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson,Bill Clinton and George W. Bush.

George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane.

Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then Bill Clinton says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws George W. Bush off the plane.

He landed in Iraq and finally found the weapons of mass destruction....boom
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that one seems to change every 4-8 years. thats the third version ive heard of it. always " 'I will make the whole world happy!'[someone] throws [the current president]/[John Kerry] out the window"
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Yeah, but he was RIGHT this time.







Not intending to start a political flame war either.
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how about:

Five people are on a plane: Arnold Schwarzenneger, Saddam Hussein, Al Gore, Hlllary Clinton and John Kerry.


Hillary Clinton throws a $1 bill out the window and says "I will make one person happy and full for one meal, but I do this for all women, everywhere!"

Saddam Hussein throws a small amount of nitroglycerin out the window and says "HAHAHAHA why would you put me on this plane, anyway?"

Al Gore throws a nickel out the window and says "Heh. Watch this. Its even better than throwing it off the empire state building."

John Kerry says "While I respect your ambition to throw a coin out the window, I'm not sure that I would do it. However, that doesn't mean that it'* wrong, merely that I would rather take that nickel and donate it to the local Salvation Army."

Arnold Schwarzennegger lowers and eyebrow, takes it all in, and yells, "I'm going to make the whole world happy!" He then proceeds to throw Hillary, Saddam, Al, and John out the window. But he feels thats not enough, so he throws the captain out the window, lights up a cigar, and attempts to land the plane on the White House lawn, without assistance from ground control. Upon being notified that he has violated restricted air space, he tells the pilots of the aircraft aiming to take him down "Shove it or I'll kill you all." He then somehow evades all missiles aimed at him, despite not using evasive action, knocks two birds out of the air with the wings of his plane (without damaging the plane, of course), and proceeds to challenge the third and final aircraft to a game of chicken.

Long story short, he got left wrong.


okay... got a little carried away. oh, and dont ask why the windows are down and i wont ask why Thomas Jefferson (dead) had 500 one dollar bills
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