40 things every drunkard should do before he dies.
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40 things every drunkard should do before he dies.
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.co...-40-things.htm
A man is, ultimately, the sum of his accomplishments.
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Being a sailor I can relate to that list.
DONE: 1,2,3,8,12,14,15 x?, 18 19,20-no cause drunks go to meetings, 21, 23, 28, 32- The Star Spangled Banner- yes it is from a drinking song- look it up!
They forgot - you and some friends have TAKE over the BAR.
DONE: 1,2,3,8,12,14,15 x?, 18 19,20-no cause drunks go to meetings, 21, 23, 28, 32- The Star Spangled Banner- yes it is from a drinking song- look it up!
They forgot - you and some friends have TAKE over the BAR.
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Okay, I didn't do to bad. I've only done: 1,3,4,8,10,11,12,14,15,17,19,21,24,30,32.
One night I drank 3 half pints of whiskey VO (shots) and then ran out of that so went to store (I didn't drive) and got a 1/2 pint of Jack because all the VO was gone (I wonder how that happened) and I learned that if you don't give Mr. Jack Daniels proper respect he will kick your a$$!!! I was a tad bit trashed.
One night I drank 3 half pints of whiskey VO (shots) and then ran out of that so went to store (I didn't drive) and got a 1/2 pint of Jack because all the VO was gone (I wonder how that happened) and I learned that if you don't give Mr. Jack Daniels proper respect he will kick your a$$!!! I was a tad bit trashed.
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They left out one of my favorites:
Get the crap beat out of you while you are in a drunken stuper and laugh your head off in the morning.
What is a "imbiber"?
Get the crap beat out of you while you are in a drunken stuper and laugh your head off in the morning.
Fortunately, imbibers have historically been immune to popular opinion, so hence this list. If you manage all forty before you take a barstool at St. Gabriel’* Pearly Gate Lounge, you may feel secure in the fact that you’ve lived a rich and full life, even if only the boys and girls down at happy hour think so.
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Okay, I didn't do to bad. I've only done: 1,3,4,8,10,11,12,14,15,17,19,21,24,30,32.
One night I drank 3 half pints of whiskey VO (shots) and then ran out of that so went to store (I didn't drive) and got a 1/2 pint of Jack because all the VO was gone (I wonder how that happened) and I learned that if you don't give Mr. Jack Daniels proper respect he will kick your a$$!!! I was a tad bit trashed.
One night I drank 3 half pints of whiskey VO (shots) and then ran out of that so went to store (I didn't drive) and got a 1/2 pint of Jack because all the VO was gone (I wonder how that happened) and I learned that if you don't give Mr. Jack Daniels proper respect he will kick your a$$!!! I was a tad bit trashed.
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Originally Posted by randman1
What is a "imbiber"?
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Originally Posted by MOS95B
If she drank that much, I doubt it woulda took big money too see much.... 
a guy can dream, right???
a guy can dream, right???