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Old 03-22-2004, 09:14 AM   #1
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http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.co...-40-things.htm

A man is, ultimately, the sum of his accomplishments.
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Being a sailor I can relate to that list.
DONE: 1,2,3,8,12,14,15 x?, 18 19,20-no cause drunks go to meetings, 21, 23, 28, 32- The Star Spangled Banner- yes it is from a drinking song- look it up!
They forgot - you and some friends have TAKE over the BAR.
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Okay, I didn't do to bad. I've only done: 1,3,4,8,10,11,12,14,15,17,19,21,24,30,32.

One night I drank 3 half pints of whiskey VO (shots) and then ran out of that so went to store (I didn't drive) and got a 1/2 pint of Jack because all the VO was gone (I wonder how that happened) and I learned that if you don't give Mr. Jack Daniels proper respect he will kick your a$$!!! I was a tad bit trashed.
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They left out one of my favorites:

Get the crap beat out of you while you are in a drunken stuper and laugh your head off in the morning.

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Fortunately, imbibers have historically been immune to popular opinion, so hence this list. If you manage all forty before you take a barstool at St. Gabrielí* Pearly Gate Lounge, you may feel secure in the fact that youíve lived a rich and full life, even if only the boys and girls down at happy hour think so.
What is a "imbiber"?
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done 16 and 32. 26 sounds like fun though
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What is a "imbiber"?
An imbiber is the person drinking....imbibe is to drink.
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Okay, I didn't do to bad. I've only done: 1,3,4,8,10,11,12,14,15,17,19,21,24,30,32.

One night I drank 3 half pints of whiskey VO (shots) and then ran out of that so went to store (I didn't drive) and got a 1/2 pint of Jack because all the VO was gone (I wonder how that happened) and I learned that if you don't give Mr. Jack Daniels proper respect he will kick your a$$!!! I was a tad bit trashed.
I would've paid BIG money to see that!
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What is a "imbiber"?
An imbiber is the person drinking....imbibe is to drink.
They're right...you DO learn something every day. Thanks, Rogue
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If she drank that much, I doubt it woulda took big money too see much....

a guy can dream, right???
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If she drank that much, I doubt it woulda took big money too see much....

a guy can dream, right???
Hey, I was trashed but still had all my faculties about me. I was even breaking in a pair of spiked heels for my roommate that night. I told my friends I had never got hang overs and they set out to see to it that I did. We played some game called black & red. I still made it to work at 7 am the next day. Granted I was still intoxicated a tad bit. But I didn't have a hang over.
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