My testosterone can't take any more of this. The list needs to be expanded to 30:

29. Under no circumstances shall men use the word "cute" to describe anything, nor shall they say "whoopsie" upon making a mistake. (Admitting to the mistake is bad enough).
30. Solid men don't watch cartoons that don't have a bonefide super hero (e.g. Superman, Batman, Incredible Hulk, Homer Simpson...), and they don't read comic books in which Sgt Rock isn't the main character.

I dispute this, only in the case of WOMENS' figure skating. I'm sorry, but anything that involves beautiful, athletic young women in skintight outfits is acceptable for a man to watch.

Stan...DM is a bonafide superhero...

Brian... we wonder about you.

That'd be giving it away too soon...

Well, unfortunately, young women can be "cute", and a homage to a favorite character and/or hero, as odd as it may sound, is perfectly acceptable

And DM is a superhero. He may not be human, but neither is Superman technically. And Wolverine, Spiderman, or The Spawn would kick Sgt Rock'* butt!! Actually, Wolverine could potentially have met Sgt Rock, but that'* a whole other nerd topic...

But the music sucks!!

Eh. Mute and slo-mo takes care of that.

There was a female for DM to occaisionally mingle with...

DM rocks, lol!

And for all those concerned about whether they're "real men" and the criteria required thereof, I say, you have your answer if you have to ask the question.

DANGER MOUSE???? You guys are talking about Danger Mouse How old are you guys?

mute works for a lot things.......mariah carey videos, brittany spears videos, christian aguillar videos....you get my point