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Old 02-01-2005, 11:25 AM   #1
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Sad but painfully true ...
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE um GROWN UP
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and! your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald'* leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM!
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM! would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.
19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never
going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know
they'll enjoy it & do the same.
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Thanks for making me feel even older now.
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6. You watch the Weather Channel
Guilty. I was watching this in elementry school
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Yooooouuuuuu Baaaastaaaaard!


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6. You watch the Weather Channel
Guilty. I was watching this in elementry school
Ditto.
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19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
LMAO
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Atleast 1/2 count for me, damn I turn 21 and I am an old fart already...

That makes John and Bill... Dinosaurs!!

(could you guys start decaying so my children can drive a gasoline car in the future?)
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Atleast 1/2 count for me, damn I turn 21 and I am an old fart already...

That makes John and Bill... Dinosaurs!!

(could you guys start decaying so my children can drive a gasoline car in the future?)
Aaaahhh hahahahaaaaaa......
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Atleast 1/2 count for me, damn I turn 21 and I am an old fart already...

That makes John and Bill... Dinosaurs!!

(could you guys start decaying so my children can drive a gasoline car in the future?)
Aaaahhh hahahahaaaaaa......
lol
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