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Old 06-02-2006, 11:50 AM   #1
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1. I hate men, 'cause I don't have one

2. Since you left, it is like having PMS all of the time

3. I'm a stonger woman, since the implants

4. My dog is a better man than you

5. You hurt me so badly -- I think I'll go shopping

6. Let me put my Blahniks up your *** (it'* a type of shoe, guys)

7. My ice cream is my comfort now

8. I put you through law school -- you put me through hell

9. Life hasn't seemed fair since I maxed out my Visa

10. My Shining Knight has turned to rust

11. Why did you cheat, you lying bastard

12. I need a pedicure to help get over you

13. A mosquito bite is more sensitive than you

14. You are the dumbest thing I ever did

15. I want to hit that ***** you're dating now



gimme a second to put on my flame retardant underwear....

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Johnny...I said make us laugh..not get yourself killed
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Lash...lol

10. My Shining Knight has turned to rust
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I will give you #14 but that is about it!

Oh and btw- Blahnik shoes cost about $500 plus so I doubt any woman in her right mind would waste the investment to stick it in the guys ***. Now a hot curling iron would be more appropriate way to burn his ***!!
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Oh and btw- Blahnik shoes cost about $500 plus so I doubt any woman in her right mind would waste the investment to stick it in the guys A$$. Now a hot curling iron would be more appropriate way to burn his A$$!!

Oh, ouch, Tracy. You are, in fact, brilliant.
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Lash...lol

10. My Shining Knight has turned to rust
I won't rust if you oil me and polish me regularly.

Not you, Bill ...you know what I mean...sheesh!
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Oh and btw- Blahnik shoes cost about $500 plus so I doubt any woman in her right mind would waste the investment to stick it in the guys A$$. Now a hot curling iron would be more appropriate way to burn his A$$!!

Oh, ouch, Tracy. You are, in fact, brilliant.
I agree! I laughed harder about this than I did the original post...

MOS, that was still awesome!
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I will give you #14 but that is about it!

Oh and btw- Blahnik shoes cost about $500 plus so I doubt any woman in her right mind would waste the investment to stick it in the guys A$$. Now a hot curling iron would be more appropriate way to burn his A$$!!
Now you say this like you've done this before
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I will give you #14 but that is about it!

Oh and btw- Blahnik shoes cost about $500 plus so I doubt any woman in her right mind would waste the investment to stick it in the guys A$$. Now a hot curling iron would be more appropriate way to burn his A$$!!
Now you say this like you've done this before
And not in the good way....
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I will give you #14 but that is about it!

Oh and btw- Blahnik shoes cost about $500 plus so I doubt any woman in her right mind would waste the investment to stick it in the guys A$$. Now a hot curling iron would be more appropriate way to burn his A$$!!
Now you say this like you've done this before
And not in the good way....
That is why it doesn't pay to **** me off
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