1. Motley Crue covered by a polka band.

2. Bad-*** Baboon Liberation (I think they are tired of being persecuted).

3. A line of midgets entering a bar dancing and singing to The Safety Dance.

4. Whatever manner of horror is hiding under Donald Trump'* bad hair. I think I'm ready to see it.

5. A large chain of restaurants called J.E.H.F.F.* (Just Eat Here Fat *****).

6. Fight Club: The Musical.

7. A lifestyle magazine for the "plus sized" demographic called Hey Fat Bastard magazine.

8. A difficult to find nightclub called The G-Spot...mainly so I can hear dialogue like this:
Sam: What did you do this weekend?
Bob: I was supposed to meet some friends at The G-Spot.
Sam: Did you go?
Bob: I couldn't find it.
Sam: You couldn't find The G-Spot? I've never found it either.
Bob: I wish I had a map or something.
Sam: I do! And I still haven't found the damn thing!
Bob: I'm starting to think it doesn't exist.

9. Corey Feldman being kicked in the nads.

10. Whatever the opposite of Rambo 4 would be...because I definitely don't want to see Rambo 4.

11. Care Bears vs. Pissed Off Dragons: The movie.

12. Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and John Stamos hanging out in a bar...and not getting laid. Admittedly, this one is the least likely to happen before I die.

13. Jessica Alba nude.

14. The world world to suddenly stop caring about Paris Hilton.

15. A film with both Keanu Reeves and Joey Lawrence...so we can finally settle who does a better "Whoa".

Hev you seen the music video for the "Safety Dance"? ROFL

hey i know of a polka band that could cover the crew'* stuff... what song do you want to hear???