We will having the 15,000 th Member join sometime this week. Quie an achievment for having 10,xxx before the re=organization! And I'm thinking of a "Entrance Prize" for them. Thinking of what we should offer him. An all paid trip to the Bahama'*. Naw, we keep blowing server racks and the looking for stop gaps in costs. So I guess it'* gotta be a gag gift. A 5 gallon pail of a Banned members entrails? A date with my bucktoothed tomboy sister? (She kin eat and apple through a picket fence) Give me some suggestions here.

I found some affordable items myself:
Fake Dog Crap $1.95 Fool your neighbor, throw it on his porch.


Or the Fake Poop Party Crapper $1.89 Ya my Wife would luv this one.....


Fake can wraps? These are actually pretty cool and can be had for $2 a piece. Hide that beverage.



Want to frustrate friends after a big dinner over? No Tear Toilet Paper?




You can get a lot of mileage out of the ole "fake" arm.



Give me some idea'* here. I'm running out of time.

How about condoms coated with itching powder

You have to much time on your hands Venom. I'll have to find you something.

A date with one of Dan'* hot female barbarians.

If that turns out to be the prize I will have to figure out how to de-register and re-register at the right moment.

Some of them scare me, barbarian woman know how to fight.

That'* good if you like feisty women.
What about two Boneville Forum decals?

For those who spend too much time here on the forum....it'* only like $6

Decals are almost out, reserved for new supporters.

Hey, they have the Monkey Butt powder at TractorSupplyCo. I guess driving a tractor all day tends to chafe.

They've got it in the Rite Aid here in Granite Falls......lot'* of hard tail Harley'* in this town!

How about this and Monkey Butt powder?

http://www.mintyass.com/Page%20Graphics/products.jpg

You know to help the new guy "feel confident in any situation"