There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Sent form a Co-Worker.
He sends funny things like this out every day

one should also be aware that while WORK is dangerous to the private life, it IS a symbiotic relationship, as WORK will provide you with something called MONEY [sorry, no clever acronym] which the private life requires to operate at peak efficiency.

well that got cancelled out didn't it.

Yea... jwakamud is no fun

I get funny things from coworkers too but yeah I can't post them here lol

very sorry. just going to some sort of realism