Dead here today!!! C'mon, people, let'* start posting!!

I know it is like a morgue in here! I think everyone is in a pissy mood today. At least the people I've talked to are being pissy! I hate that

Somebody entertain me, cheer me up, make me smile. PLEASE DO SOMETHING!!!! AAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

*starts a song-and-dance routine until spies avatar* ummm...err.....I'll be right back...

Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when one of them was attacked
by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board
off a
near by fence, wedged it into the dog'* collar and twisted it, breaking
the dog'* neck.

A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and
rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into
his laptop,beginning with the headline: "Brave Young Celtics Fan Saves
Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal."

"But I'm not a Celtics fan, "the little hero interjected. "Sorry,"replied
the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, Mass, I just assumed you
were."

Hitting the delete key, the reporter began "John Kerry Fan rescues Friend
from Horrific Dog Attack."

"But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds.

The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the
Celtics or Kerry or Kennedy."

"What team or person do you like? "

"I'm a Houston Rockets fan and I really like GeorgeW.Bush" the boy says.

Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, "Arrogant Little
Conservative Basturd Kills Beloved Family Pet."

Now that is funny Thanks True!!

I do what I can!

A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see
some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?" The guy says, "I'm a
taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist?
Do you drive a taxi?" "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount
animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It'* okay boys. He'* one of us!"

Very good guys!

Hey... how about adding a "comic" section?

why did the chicken cross the road??



























to get to the other side!!!!

hahaha TWM is back in fine form