**YAAAAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNN** - GM Forum - Buick, Cadillac, Chev, Olds, GMC & Pontiac chat


Lounge For casual talk about things unrelated to General Motors. In other words, off-topic stuff. And anything else that does not fit Section Description.

Reply
 
 
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 06-10-2004, 04:13 PM   #1
Senior Member
True Car Nut
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Salina, KS
Posts: 5,246
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
TrueWildMan is on a distinguished road
Default **YAAAAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNN**

Dead here today!!! C'mon, people, let'* start posting!!
TrueWildMan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2004, 04:36 PM   #2
Senior Member
True Car Nut
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Right in front of you
Posts: 7,965
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
SSE14U24ME is on a distinguished road
Default

I know it is like a morgue in here! I think everyone is in a pissy mood today. At least the people I've talked to are being pissy! I hate that

Somebody entertain me, cheer me up, make me smile. PLEASE DO SOMETHING!!!! AAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
SSE14U24ME is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2004, 04:37 PM   #3
Senior Member
True Car Nut
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Salina, KS
Posts: 5,246
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
TrueWildMan is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
I know it is like a morgue in here! I think everyone is in a pissy mood today. At least the people I've talked to are being pissy! I hate that

Somebody entertain me, cheer me up, make me smile. PLEASE DO SOMETHING!!!! AAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
*starts a song-and-dance routine until spies avatar* ummm...err.....I'll be right back...
TrueWildMan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2004, 04:39 PM   #4
Senior Member
True Car Nut
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Salina, KS
Posts: 5,246
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
TrueWildMan is on a distinguished road
Default

Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when one of them was attacked
by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board
off a
near by fence, wedged it into the dog'* collar and twisted it, breaking
the dog'* neck.

A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and
rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into
his laptop,beginning with the headline: "Brave Young Celtics Fan Saves
Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal."

"But I'm not a Celtics fan, "the little hero interjected. "Sorry,"replied
the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, Mass, I just assumed you
were."

Hitting the delete key, the reporter began "John Kerry Fan rescues Friend
from Horrific Dog Attack."

"But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds.

The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the
Celtics or Kerry or Kennedy."

"What team or person do you like? "

"I'm a Houston Rockets fan and I really like GeorgeW.Bush" the boy says.

Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, "Arrogant Little
Conservative Basturd Kills Beloved Family Pet."
TrueWildMan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2004, 04:42 PM   #5
Senior Member
True Car Nut
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Right in front of you
Posts: 7,965
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
SSE14U24ME is on a distinguished road
Default

Now that is funny Thanks True!!
SSE14U24ME is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2004, 04:43 PM   #6
Senior Member
True Car Nut
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Salina, KS
Posts: 5,246
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
TrueWildMan is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Now that is funny Thanks True!!
I do what I can!
TrueWildMan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2004, 04:54 PM   #7
Senior Member
True Car Nut
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Bedroom, Ontario
Posts: 3,266
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Drifter420 is on a distinguished road
Default

A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see
some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?" The guy says, "I'm a
taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist?
Do you drive a taxi?" "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount
animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It'* okay boys. He'* one of us!"
Drifter420 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2004, 05:11 PM   #8
Senior Member
True Car Nut
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Western MA
Posts: 2,708
Thanks: 0
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
randman1 is on a distinguished road
Default



Very good guys!

Hey... how about adding a "comic" section?
randman1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2004, 05:12 PM   #9
Senior Member
True Car Nut
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Pittsburgh, Pa.
Posts: 7,551
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
SSsuperchargedEi is on a distinguished road
Default

why did the chicken cross the road??



























to get to the other side!!!!
SSsuperchargedEi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2004, 06:53 PM   #10
Senior Member
Expert Gearhead
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Mississauga, Ontario
Posts: 20,892
Thanks: 0
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
Jim W is on a distinguished road
Default

hahaha TWM is back in fine form
Jim W is offline   Reply With Quote
 
 
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:04 PM.


We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.