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Old 02-23-2003, 03:18 PM   #1
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Ok, so I go to the local gas station to pick up some snacks and get a car wash. I pay for my stuff and then rive over to the car wash line. I'm sittin there, minding my own business when this little black civic decides it wants to get out of line and leave. Normally this wouldn't be a problem , but then again, everything for a ricer is a challenge . He puts his car in reverse, so I put mine in reverse to get out of his way. Since i was last in line, it shouldn't have been a problem. Well, little ricer boy gives it come gas and brings it right back in to my front end. He hops out and starts appolagizing and saying how he didn't see me there thru his damn near blacked out rear window. I was pissed! . There was no damage to either car so I let him take off. I mean really, how dumb do you have to be to back up into someone in a car wash line.

BTW: that makes three (3) times my car has been hit in the front end. The other two we by my curreny roomate and my past roomate. Both times my car came out unscathed and they both had descent size dents in thier bumpers .
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Hey, Gord. Be nice. He probably didn't want the car wash to tear his 5' wing off. That wing is worth 50hp!
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thats wing is half his hp right there!
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cmon guys, they gotta get it from somewher... the reason he dint go in the car wash is becus the water would weigh him down, and maybe ruin his stickers.... we all know that 3/4'* of ther hp comes from stickers...
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and then he would only have about 12 hp
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and then he would only have about 12 hp
Nope, that'* how much he had WITH the stickers and wing(*)
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and then he would only have about 12 hp
Nope, that'* how much he had WITH the stickers and wing(*)
is that 12 HP developed by the 1.2 horses he has under the hood...???
i just realized why ricers engines blow... they have like 130 horses stock, but then they put power adders and such on and make the horses run 2-3 times faster than they should be and then they die...
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I hate to play devils advocate but I have to. I know when you say ricers you are talking about civics and stuff but watch you don't think this about all imports cause I know a few supras and skylines that could beat us pretty good. I know a lot of you are probably cursing me now but I had to say it.
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I hate to play devils advocate but I have to. I know when you say ricers you are talking about civics and stuff but watch you don't think this about all imports cause I know a few supras and skylines that could beat us pretty good. I know a lot of you are probably cursing me now but I had to say it.
Why would anyone be cursing you??? Skylines and Supras (especially when modded, but also when stock) are NOT rice... now a FWD car with a huge wing in the rear so that the front end lifts up at about 90MPH and a fart can... COUGH*RICE*COUGH
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ARe you sure? cause I thought that a four foot aluminium wing adds at least 75 hp . No those new Altima'* are fast, but still not a bonne
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