I saw pontiacjeff'* post, and I figured I might have my own thread. Here'* my overflowing photobucket account, in case you need it for inspiration:
http://s106.photobucket.com/albums/m242/custommadename/
Well, I'm looking for one name per car - one for the 94 SSEi, and one for the 99 SLE. They're green and dark cherry metallic, respectively. What do I name them? Give me as many absolutely hilarious names for the 94 as you can imagine, and I'm looking for a "normal" name for the 99.

Currently, I'm debating Mean, Green Supercharged Machine, but I don't want to seem like a sexy George Foreman. It would be too weird.

Your dark cherry metallic one....name it Cherry Bomb!

The green one....hmmm The Jolly Green Giant!

Cherry Bomb is interesting. Are there any names you can imagine that are really easy to say quickly?

How about The Indredible Hulk? Wasn't he green?

green latern, beast from the black lagoon wasnt he green?...wait that 1'* too long though but the hulk might work

Might it help you guys to know that I'm ricing my engine bay in the 94 to have blue and red in a green car? I guess that makes it look terrible, but it'* cheaper than green...

call it the christmas car,

if your ricing it with blue and red and you have a green car already

might as well add some christmas lights

you're ricing the Green to have Blue, & Red? ... call it The Circus

as for the '99... a normal name would be Fred. (...too normal?)

Maybe you could call the cherry metallic car "Red Bull"

The Freakshow now thats a winner