Hook Line and Sinker... 5.0 w/ a guy and his two girls...
03-06-2003, 06:28 PM
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Hook Line and Sinker... 5.0 w/ a guy and his two girls...
I stopped off at a grocery store a little bit ago to get some stuff. I pulled out and got in the left turn lane, just minding my own business checking out the woman in the extremely short dress getting gas.
I revved a little and let the clutch out and it caught a little and the car bucked forward. Out of nowhere behind me I look back and this 5.0 convertable jumps too.
I was almost giggleing like a schoolgirl about to get felt up for the first time. I checked to make sure 10psi was dialed in on the controller (since i changed it to compensate for hte cold air this morning) and got ready.
Light turned green and we rounded the corner and i pulled second gear at about 20mph... and waited. The guy with his TWO girls in the car gets up next to me and I looked over with that look... "this riceboy is gonna hand you your ***" type look
He downshifted and I matched his speed till he nailed it......
then it happened
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10 wonderful psi of boost, both tires working and barking in protest as the LSD digs in and does it'* work. This guys expectations soon dropped....
Second wound out at 8K and I had a length or more on him... pulled third and put it to the floor and pulled another grip of lenghts out and hit fourth and nailed the breaks....
I slowed at the next light and got over into the far lane for a turn and stuck my arm out the window with a big thumbs up and a smile.
The guy gets up next to me and doesn't look very happy... to top it off his passenger girlfriend/wife had a little smirk/smile on her face.. and the girl in the back was speachless. The whole car was so quiet you could hear a pin drop inside.
Another satisfied customer...
I revved a little and let the clutch out and it caught a little and the car bucked forward. Out of nowhere behind me I look back and this 5.0 convertable jumps too.
I was almost giggleing like a schoolgirl about to get felt up for the first time. I checked to make sure 10psi was dialed in on the controller (since i changed it to compensate for hte cold air this morning) and got ready.
Light turned green and we rounded the corner and i pulled second gear at about 20mph... and waited. The guy with his TWO girls in the car gets up next to me and I looked over with that look... "this riceboy is gonna hand you your ***" type look
He downshifted and I matched his speed till he nailed it......
then it happened
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
10 wonderful psi of boost, both tires working and barking in protest as the LSD digs in and does it'* work. This guys expectations soon dropped....
Second wound out at 8K and I had a length or more on him... pulled third and put it to the floor and pulled another grip of lenghts out and hit fourth and nailed the breaks....
I slowed at the next light and got over into the far lane for a turn and stuck my arm out the window with a big thumbs up and a smile.
The guy gets up next to me and doesn't look very happy... to top it off his passenger girlfriend/wife had a little smirk/smile on her face.. and the girl in the back was speachless. The whole car was so quiet you could hear a pin drop inside.
Another satisfied customer...
03-07-2003, 12:10 AM
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So youre telling me your SE 95 bonneville beat a 5.0 Mustang? Somethin sounds wrong here. i take it ur bonne is sc since u were talkin about 10 psi set. Aren't 5.0 mustangs like 280rwhp..which is a bit faster then our 240. I dunno..i just seem a bit confused.. u sure it wasnt a regular 6cyl. or even a 4 banger? lol
03-07-2003, 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by BonneAlien
So youre telling me your SE 95 bonneville beat a 5.0 Mustang? Somethin sounds wrong here. i take it ur bonne is sc since u were talkin about 10 psi set. Aren't 5.0 mustangs like 280rwhp..which is a bit faster then our 240. I dunno..i just seem a bit confused.. u sure it wasnt a regular 6cyl. or even a 4 banger? lol
and sry, this story isn't quite up to par...
03-07-2003, 10:21 AM
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Re: Hook Line and Sinker... 5.0 w/ a guy and his two girls.
Originally Posted by Burgundy_Boat
I stopped off at a grocery store a little bit ago to get some stuff. I pulled out and got in the left turn lane, just minding my own business checking out the woman in the extremely short dress getting gas.
I revved a little and let the clutch out and it caught a little and the car bucked forward. Out of nowhere behind me I look back and this 5.0 convertable jumps too.
I was almost giggleing like a schoolgirl about to get felt up for the first time. I checked to make sure 10psi was dialed in on the controller (since i changed it to compensate for hte cold air this morning) and got ready.
Light turned green and we rounded the corner and i pulled second gear at about 20mph... and waited. The guy with his TWO girls in the car gets up next to me and I looked over with that look... "this riceboy is gonna hand you your ***" type look
He downshifted and I matched his speed till he nailed it......
then it happened
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
10 wonderful psi of boost, both tires working and barking in protest as the LSD digs in and does it'* work. This guys expectations soon dropped....
Second wound out at 8K and I had a length or more on him... pulled third and put it to the floor and pulled another grip of lenghts out and hit fourth and nailed the breaks....
I slowed at the next light and got over into the far lane for a turn and stuck my arm out the window with a big thumbs up and a smile.
The guy gets up next to me and doesn't look very happy... to top it off his passenger girlfriend/wife had a little smirk/smile on her face.. and the girl in the back was speachless. The whole car was so quiet you could hear a pin drop inside.
Another satisfied customer...
I revved a little and let the clutch out and it caught a little and the car bucked forward. Out of nowhere behind me I look back and this 5.0 convertable jumps too.
I was almost giggleing like a schoolgirl about to get felt up for the first time. I checked to make sure 10psi was dialed in on the controller (since i changed it to compensate for hte cold air this morning) and got ready.
Light turned green and we rounded the corner and i pulled second gear at about 20mph... and waited. The guy with his TWO girls in the car gets up next to me and I looked over with that look... "this riceboy is gonna hand you your ***" type look
He downshifted and I matched his speed till he nailed it......
then it happened
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
10 wonderful psi of boost, both tires working and barking in protest as the LSD digs in and does it'* work. This guys expectations soon dropped....
Second wound out at 8K and I had a length or more on him... pulled third and put it to the floor and pulled another grip of lenghts out and hit fourth and nailed the breaks....
I slowed at the next light and got over into the far lane for a turn and stuck my arm out the window with a big thumbs up and a smile.
The guy gets up next to me and doesn't look very happy... to top it off his passenger girlfriend/wife had a little smirk/smile on her face.. and the girl in the back was speachless. The whole car was so quiet you could hear a pin drop inside.
Another satisfied customer...
Obviously...you were not driving a bonne'...didn't think they came with manual tranny???
03-07-2003, 10:25 AM
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What'* up with the make believe *&^T
If you can't tell me the truth...keep it to yourself...no disrespect...IT is annoying to waste time (in wonderland)...time is $$$..
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Man oh man can you pull in the guppies....keep up your stories...i need something to laugh at after i come home from knee reconstructive-surgry 
03-07-2003, 04:18 PM
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I agree, Burgundy boat is a riot. I have been reading his stories since his first, and I must say that it is very funny. I love his "in the eyes of a ricer" stories.
