poeple dont understand that if my car is dirty the paint gets scratched from the dirt...

Everybody around here is the same way. After I got my vinyls on the deck lid, this kid was looking at it, and the car was dirty. He started rubbing the dirt around and I told him "Don't rub that, you'll scratch it." So he started just rubbing the vinyl. I told him "I told you stop rubbing my car". He said "It'* a vinyl, it won't scratch". My uncle was nearby and told him "Yes it will, now stop scratching the car b4 Chris backhands you". See, my uncle knows I'll do it.

Yea, people sit on my car. But only when I allow it. I get mad if random people are.






























Oh, and I almost forgot this one...

Dang i thought that i was just crazy... atleast thats what my friends say when i flip out about it!!!

Cressida drivers take pride in the fact that we have such giant bumpers:


<not my car>



I don't sit on the Bonneville, nobody does, but it does become the occasional coaster

When I go to tech ('technology campus') which is at the local college even though it'* stiill a high school class.., for automotive..

When I had my suburban, people used to sit and lean and rub on it even if it was dirty.. Then the time I'd just laid fresh wax on it and waited for it to harden up to towel it off. . some kids in my class thought it'd be funny to write 'eric is a fat ***' on the hood in the wax.. i knew whos it was, and i told him he'd have payback.. since he'* got a VW jetta (wolfsburg) and he brought it in all the time.. well, there were letters scratched in my hood too (i'm guessing his nails came in contact with the paint) and so after I found that , like two weeks later, his was in and he was changing the tires off his rims with new ones, and while he was off balancing them, i tastefully wrote 'miguel is a punkass' down the side of his car since it was after the roads were salted and he hadn't washed the car for a month or two and mine was waxed even if it was 10 degrees.. (seen here)



oh well, i made sure i used my nails and i went semi-deep into the clearcoat and partially into the paint..

nobody knows that i did it except my buddy john who'* also in my group

but as you can tell, i'm extremely fussy involving ANY of the cars i've ever had

usually people just think 'oh just a car.. nothing special'

well for me, a car is my personality.. it shows who you are in a way

if it'* clean, it shows you care about the stuff, little, big, everything

if it'* dirty, shows you're not a clean person and you don't give two *****

That is not true in all cases. I have the 03 is almost spotless 99% of the time and then there is the 94 that I haven't even washed it since I bought it, but it is just my work and errand car so I dont really care what it looks like.

i havent had a car wash in over a month :? i wont get one until next month, dont want to risk screwin up the tails.

when ppl leaned up against my 96 or sat on it (WALMART parking lot is not a place to have a family gathering), i had remote start so i just started the car. ppl freaked out. one girl screamed

i hate when ppl touch my car. dont do it. i will track you down and rip your face off if you hurt the pain the least or leave a dent.

Sit..........NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lean...............NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Breathe on..............NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Admire.............................YES!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!


I don't even sit or lean on mine.

some dumbfuck sat on my spoiler once....rocks in his shoes scraped scratches in my clear coat on the bumper

i wanted to beat the **** out of him so bad, but i would've been kicked off of the golf team