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Old 08-28-2005, 02:49 AM   #1
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Thought this one up in about 5 minutes, feel free to ad more lyrics if you tihnk of em

17 feet from the nose to the ***,
will still throw you back when you step on the gas.

Is it your grandaddys car? Two words: Hell no!
If he even touched the pedal his pacemaker would blow.

People lookin' 'round when the supercharger whines.
No it'* not a jet, take your eyes off the sky.

L sixty seven, ninety two octane;
forcing your eyes back into your brain.

Nobody expects the Bonneville'* speed.
Right off the line it'* taken the lead.

Throttle wide open and you're servin' fried rice.
A quarter mile later, the Civics think twice.

Just some proof, I have too much free time.
I'm getting to tired to think of more ryhmes.
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I'm liking that big time.
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i might have to use a few lines from that
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Yeah that'* a good one, now get some sleep, Bro!
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Quote:
People lookin' 'round when the supercharger whines.
No it'* not a jet, take your eyes off the sky.
That doesn't rhyme!

How about:
People lookin round when the supercharger screams,
No it'* not a jet, even though that'* how it seems.
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SO when can I get the CD???? LOL
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Quote:
People lookin' 'round when the supercharger whines.
No it'* not a jet, take your eyes off the sky.
That doesn't rhyme!

How about:
People lookin round when the supercharger screams,
No it'* not a jet, even though that'* how it seems.
it rhymes enough to work, the i sound is enough
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Be a good sport
Just because your two cylinders too short
Civic racers don't even try
I'm running at 15 psi
Smile for the camera when I take picture of my rear window
Hand over that pink slip cause your just too slow

(My 2 cents)
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that'* awsome!
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