Many years ago we had a co-worker here at the office who was rather... um, portly. Very much so. We think she exerted her own gravitational field on nearby objects.

So anyway, she also liked driving little sports cars. One day we were looking out the front window and noticed her squeezing into her little... I don't know, Miata or something, and someone said, "I don't know how she gets into that." Someone else replied, "She doesn't get into it; she puts it on."