world war III
WORLD WAR III IS COMING
President Bush and Sec'y Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush
and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that'* them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a
real honor! What are you guys doing in here?"
"W" says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What'* going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million
Muslims and one blonde with big *****."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big *****?
Why kill a blonde with big *****?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you
no one CARES about the 140 million Muslims".