For the Wine Drinkers (or Cheap Drunks like me and Will)
Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new
discount item: Wal-Mart'* own brand of wine.
The world'* largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery
of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the
Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart
brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine,"
said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She continued, "But the
right name is important."
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name
for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order
of popularity are:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can' t Believe It'* Not Vinegar!
2. Grape Expectations
And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine:
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either
white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
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