While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand had been caught in the gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama, and his being our president. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is just a Post Turtle."Now not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked, What'* a "Post Turtle?"The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that'* a post turtle." The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor'* face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he'* up there, he sure as heck ain't goin' anywhere, and you just wonder what kind of dumb *** put him up there in the first place."