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Insomnia
The following is a brief diary that I kept dealing with one night of raging insomnia back in my younger days.
11:45 p.m.
Watching Late Show with David Letterman. Funny.
1:00 a.m.
Watching Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Funny as well.
2:30 a.m.
Watching that POS Carson Daly show. Sucks.
3:12 a.m.
Begin watching an infomercial about hot tubs.
3:26 a.m.
Contemplating buying a hot tub.
3:31 a.m.
Decide to fantasize about girl in hot tub infomercial instead.
3:33 a.m.
Smoke a cigarette.
3:53 a.m.
Break down an called to get free video and information about the hot tub.
4:03 a.m.
Watching rerun of Jackass. Knoxville getting kicked in the nuts by children. Good times.
4:17 a.m.
Make a snack. Pizza rolls.
4:29 a.m.
Alphabetize CD collection.
4:32 a.m.
Ran to bathroom to unleash the fury of the explosive diarrhea from those damned Pizza rolls.
4:47 a.m.
Decide to watch Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.
5:00 a.m.
Decide to dress up like a pirate to fully enjoy the film.
5:32 a.m.
Roommate gets up to go to work. Calls me a "gay pirate". I happen to think I look rather good. I punch him.
5:41 a.m.
Suddenly realize I do look like a butt pirate. Change clothes.
5:42 a.m.
Feel a little bit bad about punching roommate.
5:59 a.m.
Read old BC articles.
6:45 a.m.
Watching children'* programming on PBS.
7:12 a.m.
Watching Curious George. Wish I had a large yellow hat. Also, a monkey.
7:17 a.m.
Reconsider desire for large yellow hat. Still want a monkey, though.
11:45 p.m.
Watching Late Show with David Letterman. Funny.
1:00 a.m.
Watching Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Funny as well.
2:30 a.m.
Watching that POS Carson Daly show. Sucks.
3:12 a.m.
Begin watching an infomercial about hot tubs.
3:26 a.m.
Contemplating buying a hot tub.
3:31 a.m.
Decide to fantasize about girl in hot tub infomercial instead.
3:33 a.m.
Smoke a cigarette.
3:53 a.m.
Break down an called to get free video and information about the hot tub.
4:03 a.m.
Watching rerun of Jackass. Knoxville getting kicked in the nuts by children. Good times.
4:17 a.m.
Make a snack. Pizza rolls.
4:29 a.m.
Alphabetize CD collection.
4:32 a.m.
Ran to bathroom to unleash the fury of the explosive diarrhea from those damned Pizza rolls.
4:47 a.m.
Decide to watch Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.
5:00 a.m.
Decide to dress up like a pirate to fully enjoy the film.
5:32 a.m.
Roommate gets up to go to work. Calls me a "gay pirate". I happen to think I look rather good. I punch him.
5:41 a.m.
Suddenly realize I do look like a butt pirate. Change clothes.
5:42 a.m.
Feel a little bit bad about punching roommate.
5:59 a.m.
Read old BC articles.
6:45 a.m.
Watching children'* programming on PBS.
7:12 a.m.
Watching Curious George. Wish I had a large yellow hat. Also, a monkey.
7:17 a.m.
Reconsider desire for large yellow hat. Still want a monkey, though.
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Re: Insomnia
Originally Posted by "MOS95B[b
3:12 a.m.[/b]
Begin watching an infomercial about hot tubs.
3:26 a.m.
Contemplating buying a hot tub.
3:31 a.m.
Decide to fantasize about girl in hot tub infomercial instead.
3:33 a.m.
Smoke a cigarette.
Begin watching an infomercial about hot tubs.
3:26 a.m.
Contemplating buying a hot tub.
3:31 a.m.
Decide to fantasize about girl in hot tub infomercial instead.
3:33 a.m.
Smoke a cigarette.
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Re: Insomnia
Originally Posted by J Buddah
Originally Posted by "MOS95B[b
3:12 a.m.[/b]
Begin watching an infomercial about hot tubs.
3:26 a.m.
Contemplating buying a hot tub.
3:31 a.m.
Decide to fantasize about girl in hot tub infomercial instead.
3:33 a.m.
Smoke a cigarette.
Begin watching an infomercial about hot tubs.
3:26 a.m.
Contemplating buying a hot tub.
3:31 a.m.
Decide to fantasize about girl in hot tub infomercial instead.
3:33 a.m.
Smoke a cigarette.
Musta been a Quickie