*GASP* I had no idea! That explains a lot about the neighbor'* dog though.

Got this in an email a little while ago. Hilarious!

Thats not what I expected. Hehehehe

lmao thats funny

Haha, not what I expected...

Ha wow the first thing I thought of when I saw the title was that it prob had something to do with Saint Louis lol totally wasn't expecting that. Well I know theres a lot of those running around the Saint Louis area lol

Could have used that a few years ago when a huge meth lab was found across the street from my house. Nothing like coming home to find a new satellite truck sitting on my lawn. Ahh, find some place to park that.

During the summer month a few years ago out where I live, there would be an explosion and next thing you know a van or trailer in the woods was burning. Seems that most of those chemicals get unstable when the temperature rises. Couple that with an idiot and a burner and you have the next Darwin Award Winner!

I remember that guy across the street from me running around screaming the aliens were coming to get him. I fond out there was enough there to level 2 city blocks. Great, only had a wide open street between him and me. That'* it hon, we're moving out of this wacked city.