Bubba's Lawsuit
10-12-2006, 11:19 PM
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Bubba'* Lawsuit
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked,
"Is it true they'* suin'them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git Cancer?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin'em fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is that true, Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonald'* for millionswhen she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated still couldn't read?"
"That'* right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinkin'..........
What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer them ugly women I slept with?"
"Is it true they'* suin'them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git Cancer?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin'em fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is that true, Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonald'* for millionswhen she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated still couldn't read?"
"That'* right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinkin'..........
What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer them ugly women I slept with?"
10-13-2006, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Okay Bubba aka dbeast, we see how you are 
I can't stand Budweiser
needs to give bubba'* lawer a call.
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