A lesson for men...
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A lesson for men...
A lesson for men ......... A woman was
walking down the street when she was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a
couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her bill fold,
extracted ten dollars and asked,
"If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of
dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman
replied. "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the
woman asked."No, I don't waste time shopping", the homeless woman
said. "I spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this
in a beauty salon instead of for food?" the woman asked."Are you NUTS?!"
replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well,"said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,
I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and myself
tonight." The homeless woman was astounded. "Won't he be furious with
you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
disgusting." The woman replied, "That'* okay. It'* important for him to
see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair
appointments, and wine!"
walking down the street when she was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a
couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her bill fold,
extracted ten dollars and asked,
"If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of
dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman
replied. "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the
woman asked."No, I don't waste time shopping", the homeless woman
said. "I spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this
in a beauty salon instead of for food?" the woman asked."Are you NUTS?!"
replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well,"said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,
I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and myself
tonight." The homeless woman was astounded. "Won't he be furious with
you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
disgusting." The woman replied, "That'* okay. It'* important for him to
see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair
appointments, and wine!"
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
..."Won't he be furious with
you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
disgusting."The woman replied, "That'* okay. It'* important for him to
see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair
appointments, and wine!"...
you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
disgusting."The woman replied, "That'* okay. It'* important for him to
see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair
appointments, and wine!"...
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Originally Posted by BillBoost37
sooooo Tracy..
What did they give ya for dinner? :P
(Guys...it was nice knowing ya)
What did they give ya for dinner? :P
(Guys...it was nice knowing ya)
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
sooooo Tracy..
What did they give ya for dinner? :P
(Guys...it was nice knowing ya)
What did they give ya for dinner? :P
(Guys...it was nice knowing ya)
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Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
sooooo Tracy..
What did they give ya for dinner? :P
(Guys...it was nice knowing ya)
What did they give ya for dinner? :P
(Guys...it was nice knowing ya)